OW!

Well, I was all set to post something fabulous today because my dear friend Bridget complained that I never did - when I burned the shit out of my hand cooking dinner. I was grilling little beef satay - I grabbed the charcoal chimney with my new hot pad from Target - and it burned right through the damn thing and melted the webbing between my thumb and forefinger.

OWWWWWWWWW!

But here I am, pecking out this post, because I AM THAT SORT OF GUY!

For those interested in how to care for minor (you call this MINOR!?!) read this...